Audition Monologues
FEMALE: Elphaba: Wicked: by Winnie Holzman
(Writing with quill, pausing occasionally to see audience staring at her) What? What are you all staring at? Oh! Do I have something in my teeth? Alright may as well get this over with....
FEMALE: Claudia: Nuts: based on the play by Tom Topor
When I was a little girl, I used to say to her, "I love you to the moon and down again and around the world and back again." And she used to say to me, "I love you to the sun and down...
MALE: The Maniac: Accidental Death Of An Anarchist: by Dario Fo
Which reminds me, I'd like to know where you got your degree. And who granted it to you. . . let me finish! The comma, remember, is the key to everything! If there's a comma after "The...
FEMALE: Lady Macbeth: Macbeth: by Shakespeare
Taken from The Arden Shakespeare, Revised Edition: 1998, Thomas Nelson and Sons
Lady Macbeth is talking to Macbeth; she is angry at him as he promised her that he would kill the King and...
MALE: Paul: The Kitchen: by Arnold Wesker
Listen, I'll tell you a story. Next door to me, next door where I live in Hackney is a bus driver. Comes from Hoxton. he's my age, married, got two kids. He says...
FEMALE: Hecate: Macbeth: by Shakespeare
Have I not reason, beldams as you are,
Saucy and overbold? How did you dare
To trade and traffic with Macbeth
In riddles and affairs of death;
And I, the mistress of your...